I really wanted to order the "Tosti kaas en tomaat" in a cafe uptown but I had to say it in the plain old American way, toasted sandwich with cheese and tomato. I also went for the green tea which, as far as the language barrier goes, should not have been that difficult.
I don't know my waiter's name but for look's sake we'll call him Fabio.
Fabio - "Green tea or Mint tea?"
Waiter - "Do mean people drink mint tea?"
Me - "Oh MINT tea!? I'll have green."
Fabio returns - "For you, my love, 1 cup of happy tea and 1 sexy bottle of ketchup."
Me - "Why is the ketchup sexy?"
Fabio - "Why is the tea mean?"
Fast forward 1 hour & one unplanned cheese & pesto sandwich:
Fabio - "For me, our morning together was everything. You will probably forget me right away."
Me - "I will never forget this sandwich or your silky man hair."
Fabio - "For that I am so glad."
This. is. my. life.